Tuesday, 31 August 2010

i am tired of waiting!!!!! give me the movie!!!!!!

see i was totally raving about this movie 09 october man check it:
http://braingarbagedystopie.blogspot.com/2009/10/without-further-delay-and-with-such.html

in my faux rolling stone musical reviewer voice
of the radical band

warlords of rock and roll and thunder and lightning
in my voice
what hollywood rehearsals matt oconnor calls abbie hoffman meets martha stewart or the hunter s. thompson (via mark holladay of the shiftless dreamers) of the illiterate facebook age (nothing against hunter s. just not a big fan due to his heavy handed misogyny---but hey i'll take it as a compliment?)

steal this blog dude!!!  no adsense!!!!  free promo for the tofurky! adbusted out. paypal!

and can i tell you will de los santos is one dopemagic cool genius!? we hung out.  like totally! name dropping him as i call the big blue and experian . . .

Warlords . . . make me want to watch “Spun” the movie by will de los santos . . . and at least feel voyeuristically meth-melted . . .



And then the song “everything will happen before you die” goes reggae, like the new film, a reggae breakout top-secret, infinity production, undergoing constant tweaking, prior to long awaited release, five minutes before the long-awaited real apocalypse.
See, I haven't seen it, but I might be convinced that this dan finkle/brian mcguire film and accompanying soundtrack contain the missing code that would make today, for instance, make sense. It might save my life! It could be some regarbled hash of
cultural accretions and totally offend me, like most stuff does.
Especially if its like, extra misogynist with a dollop of misogyny on top.
But that would be to presume that I exist, which I cannot prove.
How can I be offended if I do not have any verifiable existence, or faith in language, time, or music?

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total human liberation 9-11-10 on holiday

FBI alert!

 some serious stuff is going down at the Alexandria, total human liberation, daring mind-bending sinister tantric sublimations, films to rival reefer madness!!!!!!

yoga and world peace!!!!  cinema verite! arte povera! hipsterisme! art-schooliness!

aren't they gorgeous?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYzC5saLFWo





everything will happen before you die including . . . . world peace, animal liberation, an end to homelessness, and injustice of every kind!!!!!!!!!!!

september 11 film premiere of the long awaited indy breakout

EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN BEFORE YOU DIE
Palm Court (Alexandria Hotel).jpg

with ON HOLIDAY
(a good place to be permanently---->try portland oregon . . . )

now it would be ultra-stoner of me to tell you to go to the alexandria for the premiere--- i don't even know where to tell you to go.

in fact there is no location.

these films will be played in your mind machine via the chip we embedded in you while you were sleeping with your eyes wide shut suckers!!!!!!  total scientology will take over the world . . . . hahahaha we are the new L. Ron Hubbards.  get in touch.

with your inner millionaire, your inner new money dan finkle.  your land.  your colonialism.  your fears.
do not be afraid to check this
http://www.cchr.org/

in fact i would consider it prerequisite to existing in the modern world of chemical warfare.

if you are afraid of scientolgy you are truly lost.

be more afraid of the asylums which lobotomize and electroshock bloggers.

and check it!!!!!!  before you die, the gurneys the straightjackets!!!!!   embrace freedom, embrace free speech, embrace each other!!!!!   embrace this film!!!!!!   embrace life!!!!


women talk back!!!!!! stop the silence!!!!!!!!  send brian mcguire fan mail bc is hahahahot!  same for dan finkle and bret roberts.  take the power to make new videogame superheroes out of your friends.  its only life, and we might be dead tomorrow like theo van gogh, murdered film maker.

make the films worth making and see the films worth seeing!!!!!

like jane moro's "beer dudes"
a film which really shows the depravity of our post-meth, post-raver burnt out consciousness and what dating is like in los angeles.

here here for the woman's cinematic vision!!!!!   go JANE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA0ueRxm6To


and have a good taste of BP OIL!!!!!!!  FOREVER!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2UV_W6Jtl0
pluto speaks out against the eco destruction

pluto is nick maybury's new band, shameless in attribute, and high in australians and scorpiosity . . .

now for a redux astrology wise

pisces brian mcguire

dan finkle like mahatma ghandhi LIBRA

bret roberts. aries ooooolala


more later on the astrology of why you should bring your nag champa to the screening on september 11 go vegan for the earth . . . more later until then . . .


brian wrote:

i was wondering if you could write a blog/story about our 2 films and the team that has made them. check!
both ON HOLIDAY and EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN BEFORE YOU DIE are playing sept 11th
at THE DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES FILM FEST.

but where the hell is it???? i am so confused!!!!!!

check!
on holiday at 4pm
everything will..7:30p,

SASWEET!
check!

after party at the Alexandria hotel, with musical acts, SILENCE a.k.a my brother emmet, tripp rezac, andy clockwise playing the on holiday sound track with johnny mo, george stanford, and the we have dj jupiter playing to finish the night out.
now . . . 

oh and look at this beautiful man reminding us that oil spills are sexy!!!!

everything will happen before you die

well for one thing it won't. but we all like a good lie!  we like the liars!!!!
the mystics who tell you your subjectivity is everything.

but there are higher orders of immortality, and were it not so there would be no films art or immortal works of communication, films like koans to settle into your brain like an infinitely rich work of art, a puzzle, to delight.

now one thing that startles me is the weed report dude.  this really means that gagillions of computer geek stoners will be "illegally" downloading this film after it goes BaBigtime.

now really, are we in good company here.

like CIA, take that.  like my granddad helped start the CIA with his old goof-off cronies.  The CIA was like the internet back before the internet.  so whtevs!

Drug enforcement agency whatever like i am a ginseng toting vegan straight edger who is too passive to liberate mink farms but would rather curl up with my animal rights case law book or my marijuana law book like the armchair activist i am than actually get out on the front lines and actually free the animals or free the weed.

i am totally theoretical, so theoretical i'm mainly existential enough to tell you:
THIS FILM IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!
and mine for all i know . . .

see with me sometimes i like to play easily offended like i am Miss Manners or the Queen Mother.  but then other times my anarchist swinger surrealist feminist side shows its raging head like a wild spaghetti monster medusa.

so this is on trust.

i love it that brian mcguire would write me for press for a film i haven't seen yet.

like, yes brian mcguire, you are the genie and i dream of genie anything you say master, like all in bubblegum pink.


in the submissive sixties!
oh anti-eros!

so i will write this RAVE review as a matter of trust and hope not be hoodwinked.  although there isn't a lovelier lad i'd rather be hoodwinked by this side of nick maybury.

now overall the best tendencies in film are au naturel . . . videoblogging post blair witch . . .  . if i were me and fidel castro i'd set up webcams in all the slaughterhouses and mental hospitals and primate testing facilities so we could watch humans be brutal to eachother because that is what we are

horrifying brutal sadists like in marat/sade, like to antonin artaud and all the tormented genius.

see what mcguire does is liberate the humans, free humanity.

he and dan finkle are the bergman/fassbinder binary on the surrealism meets bourgeois americana spectrum, with a good measure of fellini thrown in ala juliet of the spirits





 americana makes me want to throw up and for the record i wont watch anything from america unless it is from zeke hawkins of the hawkins brothers or the mcguire/finkle team.


or sofia coppola, peter greenaway, jane campion, dig.


so take that world----i have NO perspective no authority and no cultural perspective because all i watch is the same fassbinder films over and over.


exclusively.


now i caught men who hate women (or the girl with the dragon tattoo) which was swedish, too violent, but utterly terrifying and amazing . . .


now i can really tell you that if somebody doesn't send me an advance burn of the film I HAVE NO IDEA if its amazing . . . 


except that spending a moment in the mcguire aura is pure magic any moment of the day


bret roberts is the sexiest aries i never had a chance t fall in love with . . .


dan finkle, new money finkel exudes charisma like a coppola, like a mogul, like the new forefather of modern cinema---
and emo numetal rap reggae rock fusions
http://braingarbagedystopie.blogspot.com/2009_10_25_archive.html




andy clockwise owes me a private appointment for a very candyland tea party, so we can discuss my attempts to extort him for good press and not bad press . . .
and how we can refine the propaganda to adequately reflect his future unfolding as an australian lotus blossom and not the most fearsome bogan this side of the apocolypse.


you see i offered him a professoriate at the Nick Maybury Finishing School of the Modern Day Dandy, and indeed we have almost the foundation money to set up the festivals and schools of rock . . .


the free skool of hollywood awesomeness.




so here let me lay bare that andy clockwise is a genius . . . and despite my bitterness for his occasional boganisms . . . is one of the most charismatic poets and ambitious capricorns i have ever met.


he told me way back in january 09 he played a homeless person in the film.  which leads me to one of my favorite tragedies.

WHY IS LOS ANGELES A TRAGIC PIT OF DESPERATE GREEDY EVIL PEOPLE WHO CRUCIFY THE POOR DAILY ON THE STREETS?

and can't make it be like swedish socialism dah!!!!!


how trashy to drive that mercedes past a starving elderly begger, or all 100, 000 of them.

how third world NEW MONEY trashy nouveau riche.

which brings me to new money dan finkle the actual JESUS CHRIST of everything will happen before you die and the new utopia this film will inspire!!!!!

now i know he's jewish, i'm jewish, we're all jewish

nazis be damned
and furthermore in the new utopia we will have megamegaUBERfemale boddhisatvas and world leaders like in sweden too!!!!!



we will have no male domination of everything.  in fact read this about how the women of rock are taking over the main stage:
http://www.feministisktinitiativ.se/engelska.php in government

and in rock-rock
http://braingarbagedystopie.blogspot.com/2010/08/darling-stillettos-and-future-of-women.html

like, before you die!!!

oh and see the film . . . if you can leave the fassbinder-berlin-time warp

of the dead at 37 drugmaniac ranier werner fassbinder god of the cinemasphere . . .

berlin killed him,
as los angeles might kill me
or you

with its deadly smog
but if i could propose a carrot juice toast and some smoke free ganja tincture to the future of smoke-free anti-cancer living







rock it, see the film, tell al gore this film will save the environment faster than inconvenient katrinas etc.


and F-the BP oil spill BTW.
i never curse or pray but my god the earth is crying tears of pain and there is no art worth making but for total human liberation!!!!


free humnanity now!


it will happen before you die!


total human liberation
human liberation front!



for real, and from copyright too!!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/freehumanity/4874213013/

you silly data rights managers.

copyleft!








send me the bootleg somebody!

Monday, 30 August 2010

new hollywood mafia: everything will happen before you die

will you help me find my voice? my psychic . . .



now garage rock idol brian mcguire once told me he was wasting his life . . .



i have just the psychic/film-maker for brian mcguire . . . . vikramaditha singh . . . and he used to live at the alexandria hotel, and was a friend and colleague of peter gelles AFI film-maker who took his life before seeing everything will happen before you die . . .
in memoriam peter gelles

rest in peace

worshipping the ground you walk on dan finkle



even though . . .

i might die before i see it . . .

new money

september 11th: everything will happen before you die, downtown LA

DOWNTOWN FILM FESTIVAL L.A. ANNOUNCES
 THE WORLD PREMIERE OF
‘EVERYTHNG WILL HAPPEN BEFORE YOU DIE’
AS ITS 2010 CENTERPIECE GALA, SATURDAY, SEPT. 11TH
John Hawkes To Be Honored With The Indie Trailblazer of the Year Award
___________

(LOS ANGELES) – August 26, 2010 – Downtown Film Festival Los Angeles announced today that “Everything Will Happen Before You Die,” a hilarious romp through the underbelly of L.A.’s boho subculture, will be presented as the 2010 festival’s Centerpiece Gala premiere film, Saturday, Sept. 11th, 7:30 pm at the new 400-seat Civic Center F. Deaton Auditorium, at corner of 1st and Main St., across from City Hall in downtown L.A.

The presentation marks the world premiere of  the film directed by Dan Finkel and written by Finkel and Brian McGuire. The film stars McGuire and Bret Roberts.  Bruce Dickson is the director of photography.

That evening during the Centerpiece program, actor John Hawkes will be honored with the festival’s Indie Trailblazer of the Year Award, for his body of work in 2010.  In addition to appearing in “Everything Will Happen Before You Die,” Hawkes also appears in “On Holiday,” another feature screening at the festival earlier that afternoon. Earlier this year, Hawkes received critical acclaim for his starring role in “Winter’s Bone,” which debuted at the 2010 Sundance Film Festival and went on to nationwide commercial release.  Hawkes also has appeared in the feature releases “The Perfect Storm,” “Wristcutters:  A Love Story” and “Me and You and Everyone We Know” as well as TV’s “Deadwood” and “Lost.”

check out the house of cards!


watch the ON HOLIDAY trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYzC5saLFWo
GO TO KICKSTARTER NOW:
http://kck.st/dtp6ZU
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www.lefthouserecordings.com

happy to feel needed and undead!


fricken hell yes!!!!!  i totally reference it all the time covertly & otherwise in my braingarbage and youtube  i have a totally busy week at school in oregon


but had the time of my life in LA last week recording a new noir industrial band with maybury


i am soooooo honored----


he was introducing me to his bigwigs as assistant---


and really we are a team a family!!!!!

i am so honored i work fast  expect it soon in the meantime

check this


love ya


i am

maryeng1 skype

anytime bro

and i have oxygen in my brain up here so it works better than usual
kisses

brian mcguire reaches out across the internet

mary,

i was wondering if you could write a blog/story about our 2 films and the team that has made them.
both ON HOLIDAY and EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN BEFORE YOU DIE are playing sept 11th
at THE DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES FILM FEST.
on holiday at 4pm
everything will..7:30p,
after party at the Alexandria hotel, with musical acts, SILENCE a.k.a my brother emmet, tripp rezac, andy clockwise playing the on holiday sound track with johnny mo, george stanford, and the we have dj jupiter playing to finish the night out.

i have attached press release info.
if you are to busy i understand. i just would like to have a pretty story written that i can as well turn into the pr people who are promoting the fest and us.
let me know your thoughts?
thanks,
brian